Misfired Texts by Terri Rimmer

Didn't Mean to Say That:

Client - “I left the TUBA in the fridge. Didn't know if you still wanted it.
Pet sitter had left some tuna in fridge from an overnight visit.
Pet sitter racking her brain - TUBA, TUBA, TUBA. What TUBA? Wouldn't I see a tuba? And why would there be a tuba there?
Finally, it clicked.
TUNA! She meant to say TUNA!

Story 2:
Told my boss my time sheet seemed low on the pay.
She adjusted it and texted me.
“Now you should be comfortable with your PAIN!”
?
I texted back, “You wrote “the above.” I think you meant to say PAY :)

She texts back, LMAO. Sometimes my voice texts makes some interesting choices!  

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